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Double hand grenade

When you put a fist in a girls ass and vagina. You then spread out your fingers while inside of her and make an explosion noise. While making the explosion noise you pull your hands out as quickly as possible.

I gave that bitch a double hand grenade then dropped her off at the hospital. The doctor said that she won't walk correctly for weeks.

by Brotner July 16, 2017


Close only counts in grenades

A saying that pisses me off. It comes from the fact that you don’t need to directly hit something with a grenade to blow it up. If this saying is true then light blue is a completely different color, not just a shade.

1. I was so close to getting an A!
2. Close only counts in grenades.
1. You are an asshole and probably can’t do any better than me.

by AAAAAAIDONTKNOW February 18, 2022


Grenade Spray Candy

A grenade shaped spray bottle with flavored sweet water inside.

AYO YOU GOT ANY GRENADE SPRAY CANDY??

...A what?

by sausagememz April 18, 2022


Lithuanian Hand Grenade

A Sexual maneuver in which the typically submissive partner ingests a copious amount of laxatives and mexican food, inserts a buttplug or anal beads and waits until they bloat. At which point the other person needs to shout "FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!" before ripping out the beads or plug rapidly.

Yeah bro I gave that bitch a Lithuanian Hand Grenade, she fucking loved it.

by Amber-Lover69 January 31, 2022

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Smoke grenade

Sit on her face and fart while she is sucking your balls

I just smoke grenaded your mom Aaron

by {ttv}361yungdan1375 March 1, 2021


Lemon Grenade

A meme from portal 2

When life gives you lemons, make lemon grenades

by Some Idiot March 5, 2019


Swarm Grenade

A utility in the video-game Valorant that is used by the character KillJoy as a deterrent that sticks to any horizontal surface. It is basically a molotov.

He won't defuse the spike, there is a swarm grenade on it.

by DiosPerroSandia October 2, 2022