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When you sleep with a hoe but she catches them feels. Then she sleeps with your friend and catches feels with him.
Gabe: " Bro Jessica wants to be my girlfriend"
Andy: " Dude she told me the same thing the other night, she's a Hoe with a Heart."
A pet who seem to have a private window to our souls. A true soulmate in pet version.
You don’t get it. I’ll never have another dog like this. She understands me in a way no one has ever understood me, she's my heart pet.
It's when you deliver a karate chop directly to ones heart. And statistically 100% of all heart chop victims die afterwards.
Caleb stepped on jamies shoe and was immediately heart chopped. And died.
A Name of a Warrior cat in the book Warriors These cats fight for their life, But Nobody takes this Seriously.
"Fire Heart is a TRUE Warrior!"
Went you love someone and they deny you and hurt you.
He dumped me and I loved him, I can expect the heart curse.
When your inhale someone's flatulence at it's peak moment of pungency and proximity.
Phwor!
I copped the full 'Heart of the fart'!
That feeling of dread you get when something genuinely terrible happens.
The way your heart slips a beat and you feel absolutely horrible.
I felt the heart punch when she said she didn't love me anymore.
"Hey, did you hear about that car accident?" / "Yeah, I was there; it was a real heart punch."