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when you faceplam so hard that your head passes through the dephts of hell.
Annoying douche: you spelled that wrong
Dan: Shut the fuk up.
Annoying douche: you spelled that wrong too.
Dan: *Face Hell* AAAAAHHHHHHH
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When saying someone is going to burn in hell just isn't strong enough, go with hell kindling. This would be the sort of individual that the rest of hell's residents would rather not be associated with, the sort that burns even easier than the others. When they show up, the rest of the damned would be like "Damn! Did it just get hotter in here?" What gets the hellfires started quicker than anything else? Hell kindling.
"That Bernie Madoff is just the sort of hell kindling that will stave off a cold day in hell."
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"bound for Hell" is an adjective that is used seriously to warn people off of someone -- or to slyly dismiss him or her as being so self-destructive that they are past the point where anyone could possibly help them get onto a path that might lead them to a happy, respected life doing things they like, and maximizing their own abilities.
When Karla helped to set her own sister up to be murdered, we knew she was bound for Hell.
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Some selfish parents are too sly to use the words "bound for Hell", but they manage to convey the same idea with whiny phrases like "we've tried absolutely everything," in order to avoid the hard work, and expense, of engaging with their teenager to help turn him or her around.
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To be so fat that very little is bigger than you and there is little chance you will ever move from the spot you are at.
Rusty: You mean my mama is white?
Aunt Lil: And fat as Hell! ha ha ha!
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The British equivalent of our terms of anger, surprise, etc.
Such as: "Oh, my God!" "Holy shit!" "What the fuck?!" "Whoa!" "Damn!"
Mandy: The worst news! I just heard Eddie Guerrero died.
Danielle: Bloody hell! Are you serious
Mandy: Yeah....
(They embrace each other crying.)
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When a person is entrapped in a seemingly inescapable evil vortex of technology problems. For example, a person is required to reset their password, but first they must provide their old password, which they cannot remember, and the password program doesn’t provide an option for “Forgot Password.” So the person finally finds a “Help” number to call, and after being automatically placed on hold while waiting for a representative, the call is disconnected.
Noun: After being trapped in techno hell all morning, she finally gave up trying to change her password.
Noun: Following a computer crash, she was in techno hell when she tried to set up her new computer and restore her files.
Adj. (acting as a compound modifier) She had a techno-hell morning at work.
A mean and nasty woman.
Jaclyn is a real hell on heels!