*Face Hell*

when you faceplam so hard that your head passes through the dephts of hell.

Annoying douche: you spelled that wrong

Dan: Shut the fuk up.

Annoying douche: you spelled that wrong too.

Dan: *Face Hell* AAAAAHHHHHHH

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hell's acre

Refering to a large area

I've been looking all over hell's acre for you.

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hell kindling

When saying someone is going to burn in hell just isn't strong enough, go with hell kindling. This would be the sort of individual that the rest of hell's residents would rather not be associated with, the sort that burns even easier than the others. When they show up, the rest of the damned would be like "Damn! Did it just get hotter in here?" What gets the hellfires started quicker than anything else? Hell kindling.

"That Bernie Madoff is just the sort of hell kindling that will stave off a cold day in hell."

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fat as hell

To be so fat that very little is bigger than you and there is little chance you will ever move from the spot you are at.

Rusty: You mean my mama is white?
Aunt Lil: And fat as Hell! ha ha ha!

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bloody hell

The British equivalent of our terms of anger, surprise, etc.

Such as: "Oh, my God!" "Holy shit!" "What the fuck?!" "Whoa!" "Damn!"

Mandy: The worst news! I just heard Eddie Guerrero died.

Danielle: Bloody hell! Are you serious

Mandy: Yeah....

(They embrace each other crying.)

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Techno Hell

When a person is entrapped in a seemingly inescapable evil vortex of technology problems. For example, a person is required to reset their password, but first they must provide their old password, which they cannot remember, and the password program doesn’t provide an option for “Forgot Password.” So the person finally finds a “Help” number to call, and after being automatically placed on hold while waiting for a representative, the call is disconnected.

Noun: After being trapped in techno hell all morning, she finally gave up trying to change her password.

Noun: Following a computer crash, she was in techno hell when she tried to set up her new computer and restore her files.

Adj. (acting as a compound modifier) She had a techno-hell morning at work.

hell on heels

A mean and nasty woman.

Jaclyn is a real hell on heels!