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holy petunias

Holy Petunias is a nice way of saying Holy Shit without cursing. This is a great method to use when being an elementary teacher.

Student; Are they going to feed us lunch on the field trip?

Teacher; Holy Petunias I just said they can't.

by yaknowwho707 July 24, 2022


holy gape

A virgin religious girl that is a slut and only does anal.

Sally is such a holy gape when I put it in her wizard sleave of a booty hole it was like throwing a hotdog down a hall way.

by Crk. September 30, 2015


Holy Crap

When you take a turd and there is no residue left to clean off your hole.

Holy craps are my favorite because you don't need to wipe.

by Haliaeetus Luecocephalus March 15, 2020


The Holy McDonald

When you believe that fingering is the only method of sexual activity, you also finger bash a girl with a Condom on.

DoggyBalls: Bro! I saw you with that chick last night, a bit of black magic never hurt nobody! Did you smash?
MC WOG: Nah bro. I only believe in The Holy Mcdonald.

by Whoneedsajobba5 October 13, 2022


Holy boyz

Group of individuals who’s sole desire is to please nothing but the honeys above all else.🤘🙏

# Holy boyz

by Holyboyz July 15, 2019


The holy 69

The biblical sex art of the holy 69 is one of which occurs when a female is suspended upside down on a cross inside a cathedral.

The male then engages the female. Inserting his erect fallacy into her mouth and proceeds to give cunnilingus to the female.

I know your god forbids this, but we must enact the holy 69 in the name of Christ.

As John 6 dictates: thou shall not be allowed entry through the holy gates of Christ, until thou has performed the holy 69

by The holy grinders June 23, 2022


Holy Fuckskins

A really annoying person who is typically referred to as a navysealjack and sucks often said by kids who are in relationships and also is a word of anger

Holy fuckskins that squeaker is an aimbot hacker

by Thiccrickstoleyourgirl October 05, 2018