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A person used to fill a life programming gap until better programming comes along.
After breaking up with her boyfriend, Sally used John as a human infomercial as someone to dump all her problems and thoughts on until she found a new boyfriend, and then forgot John existed.
Two people sexually pressing their bodies together with syrup between them (butter optional) while masturbating each other.
Bill: You want Aunt Jemima or Mrs Buttersworth?
Bill 2: For what?
Bill: I thought we were going to try Human Flapjacking tonight?
Bill 2: Oh shit, that’s right. Get some Buttersworth. Speaking of, don’t forget some butter.
Bill: Margarine ok?
Bill 2: No, Bill, it is not. I have standards.
when you put ur ass up to the jet on the side of a swimming pool and let the water shoot up ur ass then get outta the pool and shoot the water back out
My brothers did a human supersoaker. hes gay!!!
Term used to describe someone who has unusual body features or mannerisms/behaviour, which contribute to them being an all round weird one. You will often find yourself humoured by the particular person just upon mere observation.
look at Caz's face mate, he is one buzzin' human
Commercial worker who holds a sign to direct traffic to designated area.
The Human Directional stands on a corner with a sign and spins it.
While in the act of sex the male is putting it in the girls ass and just as the male ejaculates into her ass he pulls out and the female farts causing cum to fly out everywhere simulating the eruption of a volcano.
Dude, i heard about jenny getting the human volcano from brad last night...he said there was cum splattered all over the walls.
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A misguided individual that would rather shield an out of the way location than to actually risk his life. Will change mind when exposed to what conditions are really like.
"What? Stand in front of Saddam? But, that'll get me killed. This isn't fun anymore."
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