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One more reason to send nudes to your significant other. Exactly like April 18th but a week long and usually from the 22nd to the 30th of April.
Yo it’s national send nudes week
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The best co-ed christian sports camp ever. Located in the heart of pennsylvania, on either Lake Gloria or the preferred Quemahoning Reservoir (better). There are ongoing competitions between the two rival teams, the red hott romans and the cool blue galatians. The consolers, AKA the Corinthians, ref everything. Enjoy the dining hall singing, the Trips (the biking trip results in manyyy bruises), activities such as basketball, soccer, track, archery, swimming, dance, zip-lining, rock climbing and repelling, art, water slide, boating, the aqua tramp, and best yet, THE BLOB! Team campfires are always the best topsecret meetings, getting decked out in red or blue and going to the respective meeting area. Its always of the most suspense at the end of the term when the team captains from the Romans and Galatians tear open the package containing the red or blue flag distinguishing the winner. Though purpling is prohibited, it does not stop boy crazy girls from the older cabins to find young love. In past years girls at Term 2 residing along the Que have fallen for the Galatian Captain, the camps true heartbreaker, or one of the young fellows on the kitchen crew. After two weeks of work, spiritual growth, and most of all love, it is next to impossible to leave the camp.
Lost Soul: Hey dude, I've got nothing to do this summer. Know of any awesome, crazy, up-beat, intense, competitive, and over all amazing place I could go to??
Dude(Roman Captain): Yes you poor lost soul. Let me be the Good Samaritan. I will take you to Summer's Best Two Weeks, where you will have the time of your life. In fact, I will be even happier to ensure for you that you go to Term 2 at the Que, and even better, I'll throw in the fact that YOU can be a Red Hot Roman! So go "Al Veera Vyra Voom" to your suitcase and pack all your red!
Lost Soul That's Not So Lost Anymore: Thank you, you have shown me the light!
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When someone claims they are very religious on Sunday but don't act like it the other 6 days a week
She sleeps around with everyone at the church. She's not a real Christian, she's just a 1 Day A Week Christian.
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an extremely long time. business weeks being a time frame used as a shipping time estimation, i.e. your package should arrive in 6 to 8 business weeks. a business week consisting of only business days, not weekends, thus being longer than a normal week. in effect, forever.
girl: how long will you love me?
guy: 6 to 8 business weeks, baby!
girl: awwww...i'll love you forever, too!
dave: how long are you grounded for?
ken: 6 to 8 business weeks!
dave: damn! well, it's christmas now, that means you should be out by...lets see...4th of july maybe?
ken: probably more like labor day!
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a wretched piece of shit that passes for a romantic thriller movie that was released with great fanfare in 1986. It stars Mickey Rourke and Kim Basinger as 2 lovers in a relationship dominated by a kinky, sometimes violent eroticism punctuated with sadomasochistic flourishes. A waste of time, effort and money.
9 1/2 Weeks is a horrible, lousy movie, but it has a good soundtrack. The soundtrack features prime cuts like "I Do What I Do" by John Taylor of Duran Duran, "Slave to Love" by Bryan Ferry of Roxy Music, as well as nice tunes by Corey Hart, Luba, Devo, the Eurythmics and more. Check out the soundtrack and skip the crap flick.
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October 6-12 is the week you get to grope anyone dick
I can’t wait till its National dick grope week
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A week where anyone can stare at anyone’s ass no questions asked but if you get caught looking at someone’s ass just tell them it’s national looking at ass week
From March 20 to March 27
Me: stares at ass
Girl: wtf are you doing
Me: it’s national looking at ass week
Girl: I’m not asking any questions