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The obnoxious zit-thing in your ear that hurts, and constantly scabs. Sometimes known to create a sort of blister, and burst under pressure. These also exist just inside the nostril, but these ones don't pick as easily, and tend to hurt more.
My nose zit is like a throbbing mass. It sucks that I have a cold and it won't let me blow my nose.
My Ear Zit burst all over my pillow after I picked it one too many times.
Yoda-ears is what happens when a mask's straps are on too tight.
I prefer to cover my mouth with a neck gaiter since it won't give me yoda-ears.
The local Country Bar has many rather large woman in attendance. Since they would be offended by many labels such as fat, large, plump, porker or heffers we started calling them "Ear Taggers" (since cows have tags in their ears). It was a way for us guys to refer to them with out getting slapped.
Dude 1: Did you see that table of Ear Taggers over there?
Dude 2: Yeah I did,... whooaa big ladies for sure!!!
Dude 3: Looks like Drunk Cowboy is going to take home #825.
Dude 1: I hope he has plenty of feed, that Ear Tagger will need some breakfast!!!
When a person faking like the reading a book or concentrating on something but really got they ears glued to you whole conversation. Then go tell everyone in their path you business, with they own twist.
Look at Ma over there acting like she doing a crossword puzzle. Knowing she listening to everything we saying. (Sh×t), I didn't even know she was sitting behind us.. ole ear gouging a$$. Can't wait to go tell somebody business.
This is when someone continues to speak AT you even though you don't want to hear or reply to them in any way. Often times the one doing the ear fucking will make statements, then expect some type of response.
This dude was ear fucking me the whole time. Ear Fucked
The act of someone inverting their pockets and sticking their penis out to mimic the appearance of an elephant.
Friend: Put your pockets back in or someone might think you're making elephant ears.
An annoying, loud person with a creepy laugh. Therefore, a pain in the ear.
Damn, that girl is a PAIN IN THE EAR!!