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When you sit and waste your life in front of the computer smoking weed while tumbling IT ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! .. of course while petting Bruce.
- side effects may include BIEBER FEVER!!!
Jimbo : yo wut r u doin tonite??
Billy Bob : Nothin just chyllin at my house
Jimbo : Dude just come out with us we havent chilled in a long time.
Billy Bob : Fuck the world
Jimbo : Aw mann You're pullin a J Dawn!!!!
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the nicer way of telling somebody they suck at something that they have just started to do. translates into "you suck, but since you're a beginner it's okay."
Kelly: wow you're pretty good for a beginner!
*wow she sucks, i hope she gets better*
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from a simpson's episode; the act of splitting one's heart in two.
"Marrrrrggee, you're breaking my heart"
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You're dead if you do. Daisy is a reference to "Pushing up the daisies" or "pushing daisies" which means you are dead.
Frank McLaury: "I've got you now... you son of a bitch!"
Doc Holiday: you're a daisy if you do!
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A phrase spoken by a girl who is definitely not going to sleep with you and will probably just use you for emotional comfort in between being played by fuckboys.
Her (every female ever): you're too good to me
You (a complete idiot): yeah but you're r worth it
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Greatest song EVER written!
"You're So Last Summer" is from band Taking Back Sunday's first full length CD entitled "Tell All Your Friends", track number 9.
The song has some amazing lyrics such as "you could slit my throat and with my one last gasping breath I'd apologize for bleeding on your shirt" , "boys like you are a dime a dozen" , and of course "if I'm just bad news, then you're a liar"
Boy: I love you.
Girl: Sorry, but we can't hang out anymore.
Boy: Why not?..
Girl: You're so last summer...
Boy: ...That's okay, you were getting fat anyways. Bye!
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When your teammate dies on Fortnite and wants you to back out for them
Donny1: "How you dying already? Should i back out?"
Donny2: "Do it if you're bad"
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