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Like a regular rock, but online. Mostly used as a substitute for the phrase "living under a rock". Used to refer to people who haven't heard of something important on the internet, possibly a meme. Used frequently by Charles Trippy.
Dude! That grizzly bear looks so much pedobear!
Whats a pedobear?
Ah, man, you've been living under an internet rock!
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A person who searches through multiple websites in search of finding pirated content, such as music "leaks" hence the name Internet Plumber. This person will do whatever it takes to not have to pay for digital content.
"Hey did you download that new Weezy album on iTunes yet?"
"Nah I got the leak on Media Fire bro."
"Damn, your such an Internet Plumber"
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Someone whose spouse is consumed with being on the internet.
He knew he had become an internet widower when he started finding his wife on the internet every night at 4 AM.
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A network of physical objects with embedded sensors that are connected to the internet.
"Siri, turn off the lights." "Gotta love the internet of things"
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The stuff on the internet you just can't look away from.
I've always got 50 tabs opened online, my mind is foggy with internet glitter.
Can't talk now, there's a lot of internet glitter tonight.
The internet glitter sucked me in.
Internet glitter... turning minutes online into hours.
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A person, or group of people who lurk on forums and criticize others fabrication skills without any of their own. They are known to pick up on key terms as, "dead tube", and "shear point" all while ridiculing others welds and techniques. Not much is known about these infamous internet fabbers other than they have no social skills, and have been known to call themselves bro.
Also known to use key words as GNAR, sic, or brolific.
"you have never even bent a piece of metal stupid internet fabber!"
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internet girlfriend, n. : A female acquaintance that one met on the internet. Someone who one would spend countless hours on YIM, MSN Messenger, or AIM chatting with. A good friend who one would also like to meet in person to discover if the romantic feelings are as real in person as they are on the internet/cell phone.
Randy and his internet girlfriend talked for hours on YIM and the cell phone before deciding to meet in person.
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