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The fetish freak of the Teambang group, the Shoe Salesman is the one to occasionally catch a female participant by attempting to purchase her a pair of brand new shoes as a sort of push. Following a bit of smooth talking, the Shoe Salesman becomes a foot lover and sucks the toes of said female with the penetration of toe ridges.
I finally convinced this chick as the Shoe Salesman to join our Teambang group with a pair of pink heels, now I can foot fuck her all night until I make her little piggies shine with my cum.
Basically a hitchhiker. Really annoying because they usually get on your shoe laces and take forever to get off. Advice is to watch out when you walk in the woods.
Mike: Hey watch out! There's some shoe stickers on that plant
Josh: Oh! They're all over my shoe laces!
Mike: Well, good luck getting those things off.
A prototype of a sole that generated electricity but failed and exploded after taking five steps
it can be used for either:
1.an insult
2.a failed idea
definition1
person1:You have no life whatsoever. Try getting one on ebay.
person2:Oh yeah? Well suck my E-shoes
defintion2
Person1:How's your product going.
Person2:It's an e-shoe all right.
oi mate, he's got battyman shoes and superskinny trousers. must be struggling to breathe.
usually white shoes that you let get super dirty, you don't care about the way they look anymore, but you keep them and wear them
yeah i know my shoes are dirty, they're my burner shoes
when you're driving home from Wendy's with food in one hand, the steering wheel in the other, and a large soda in your lap and all of a sudden you hit a bump causing your soda to topple over and spill in your shoes :(
"Yea man, I was on my way but then I got soda shoes."
Something that is comfortable, practical, and really stupid and/or ugly.
"I know this Snuggie is totally grandma's shoes, but I'm tired of my arms getting cold when I say that I'm reading but am actually watching Netflix all day."