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Donald Trump will just go down in history as clown shoes.
donald trump vagina
A stupid bitch that goes around correcting people and spewing linguistic diarrhea everywhere. Stay away from shoe eaters.
Friend 1: Stay away from Jeff, he’s a shoe eater
Friend 2: Oh yah, he sharted his opinions right on me
The 5 inch heels your date wears on a night out which also means she’s not walking from the parking garage and you’re paying the valet.
When getting ready for a night out, my wife said, you know I can't walk in these, but I’ll wear the valet shoes, we’re going straight to the club and you’re paying someone to park the car.
chewing gum that becomes stuck to the sole of a shoe
"Mind you don't step in that shoe-tack, it looks fresh"
When one flails their body around and shifts their weight on a foot to try and slide it into a shoe to avoid untying and tying it, giving them the appearance of dancing like a white person.
Rob: Hey, what's taking Steve so long?
Bill: He refuses to untie and tie his shoes, he's in there doing the shoe polka to try and squeeze them on.
Rob: I feel bad for any expensive things on his walls...