cream your jeans

(variants: pants or silkies may replace jeans, in may be added) to orgasm in your pants due to excessive sexual excitement(the second variant is said of females)

Did looking at her big breasts make you cream your jeans?

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Tommy Jeans

The fake ass version of the utterly boring and tasteless Tommy Hilfiger clothing company. While the original version of Tommy Hilfiger clothes has a red, white, and blue tag with “Tommy” on the top and “Hilfiger” on the bottom. No matter what the item of clothing is may it be a shirt, jeans, jackets, or shorts. The Tommy Jeans version of clothing is a very good fake of Tommy Hilfiger but it is still a fake no matter what. The difference is Tommy Jeans will say something along this lines of Tommy Denim and the red, white, and blue tag will say “Tommy” on the top and “Jeans” on the bottom. Often worn by Asians that drive Honda's and Acura's.

rich girl one.
Did you she that new kid in her fake ass Tommy jacket.

rich girl two.
Yeah, if you cant afforred a real Tommy jacket dont buy a Tommy Jeans jacket everyone knows it's a fake.

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creamed my jeans

when some one is so fucking hot that you have an orgasm and cream ur jeans

Donna: i just creamed my jeans looking at Leo DiCaprio

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jean christophe novelli

The sexy celebrity French chef who delighted women everywhere by making a come back on itv's Hells Kitchen. Fit!

girl 1: oh my god, look how hot that guy is
girl 2: yeah, thats Jean Christophe Novelli

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apple bottom jeans

a brand of jeans made by Nelly.
for some big booty women

shaniqua got dem apple bottom jeans...damn her ass lookin good

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boot cut jeans

Style of pants made out of blue jean fabric that skims the thigh and has a slight flare at the leg opening : to balances proportions and give the illusion of making your legs look longer.

Those boot cut jeans make your legs look great, even without heels on you look taller.

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piss-wash jeans

A term used to discribe pre-faded jeans that became available in the mid-1980's.

Offically titled 'Stone-washed' of 'Acid-washed' jeans, they looked like someone had quite literally 'pissed' on your jeans.

The first recorded usage of this term is by David Garbett and John White in Auckland, New Zealand and they are in the process of copywriting the term.

Man, that guy in the "piss-washed jeans" has a great mullet and stuff

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