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When a man has a big butt due to being highly athletic.
"Jock ass? Is that like jock-itch or something?"
"No bro, it just means you're caked up from all those squats and lunges we do during football practice."
Caged Jock is The most skilled player in the game of red hanky handball.
Bro 1: Hey did you see caged jock in his newest vid?
Bro 2: fuck yeah! Elbow depth!
The type of Father who got 7 kids and work nightime for a taxi-company and building-company.
Loves a really cheap Rasberry-cream.
Always helps his kids with sports.
Pushes his kids to practice in the backyard.
His kids knees are often broke.
"What type of Father do you gonna be?"
"Hopefully, a Jocke"
An unfunny band kid, thinks that it’s funny to Naruto run UN-ironically. Also carries around a teenage mutant ninja turtle lunchbox after elementary schools. Still thinks big Chungus and Ugandan knuckles are funny. Annoying kid to be around and isn't cool at. All.
Person 1: so as I was Saying, I think avocado’s are overrate-
Person 2: wait hold on I think that’s Jason the jocke.
Person 1: what’s even that? I don’t think you that’s Been a characteristic yet.
Jason: WHOOPS almost bumped into you hehe I mean like, Do you know da wae 🤣🤣
Person 1/2: *terrified of how not only did he make terrible old joke reference that was not funny to begin with but also spoke emoji*
Jocke is a very tal Guy hwo dont like fucking or girls, the only thing Jocke cares aboute is his games, Jocke Almost Always has a dog, becouse Jocke likes dogs, A Jocke usally plays hockey, and Jocke likes cars and bikes, jocke is the one guy hwo havent lost his verginity yet
Did you call Jocke, yeah but he dident want t come out he just want to be home and playing games