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dounut jockey

cops who tend to consume large amounts of dounuts

Joey: Dude do you see that cop he is such a dounut jockey

by Carl Bob III May 28, 2014


alien jockey

a man who has a fetish with aliens

(a woman with the fetish is called an alien dockey)

guy 1 : had girl dress up as an alien before intercourse

Guy 2 : that's fucking gross you alien jockey

by hipptyhopptydontstoppity August 2, 2014


neck like a jockeys bollacks

" having a hard neck" meaning you will ask for anything, cheeky

John : well Jack, I'm awful upset my car broke down
Jack: sorry to hear that, I have a spare car in the shed

John: can i have it !
Jack: Jesus you have a " neck like a jockeys bollacks"

by Bum_man October 30, 2022


Nail Jockey

a real professional at their trade, a Nail Jockey knows her way around a full set. Not just your average nail tech but a bona fide prodigy! This manicure queen is always on top of the latest trends makin sure u leave the salon with the illest nails around!

girl im going to see dat nail jockey on 5th, my nails always be lookin tight!

by dejayjay March 8, 2011


Book Jockey

A word that typically means nerd. But you can use it as a way to describe someone as annoying as shit. Just imagine the most annoying person you know. That’s a book jockey.

*Kid Talks*
You: Shut the fuck you punk ass book jockey.

by IDurfedYoMom September 25, 2019


Dick Jockey

A little thot that dates someone for two simple reasons. Dick and their car. They take dick then ask for rides everywhere.

"Yo, have you seen Lauries new boyfriend?"
"Yeah, I have. But she's just using him as her dick jockey."

by N0ss July 11, 2017


The Donkey Jockey

A sex position where a female or male violently rides another male with a huge ding dong of Mexican nationality.

Girl: “Babe, I think we should try something new.”
Dude: “Yeah I don’t think toys are my thing.”
Girl: “No toys, but I do want to try out this new thing people are calling the Donkey Jockey.”
Dude: “Mierda not this one.”

by TacoBender81 May 26, 2021