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jockey puss

Condition affecting girls who ride horses excessively. Resulting in an unusually large outer pussy area. Typically swollen and slightly discolored blueish or purple hue.

Audrey had such a "jockey puss" it was like folded bologna between two bananas.

by C.L. Cates June 23, 2014


jockey cock

Condition afflicting guys who ride horses excessively. Resulting in larger than normal testicles.

Travis can't ride today he got "jockey cock" over the weekend.

by C.L. Cates June 23, 2014


piss jockey

A female who pisses like a race horse.

Your ma's a piss jockey

by Micky Stephens May 14, 2024


piss jockey

A female who pisses like a race horse while striking her tip.

Your ma's a piss jockey.

by Micky Stephens May 14, 2024


Jockey Bites

the tell-tale arc shaped scars left below breasts as a result of cosmetic surgery.

Are they real bro?? Nah man, check out the jockey bites...

by glenbruce August 12, 2009


curb jockey

driver who thinks the curb is the road

that driver is such a curb jockey

by April 14, 2023


ditch jockey

A real jerk. Someone so vile no one would help rescue out of a flooded ditch... just leave and let it ride.

That pain in the arse can stay in jail for a couple of weeks... I'm not bailing that ditch jockey out.

by DONDOWOLFE January 17, 2017