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jonathan

he is really gay and has a little dick and a guy that fucks his own sister and a guy that cant get women

Jonathan is likes men

by Joshua pualter March 1, 2018


Jonathan

A person who would really appreciate if everyone stopped posting what their name means.

Oh wow look, Jonathan is really over our shit

by Correa123fuckoff November 24, 2021


Jonathan

A super smart, jacked white boy who cares nothing about himself, and is a huge woman magnet. Definitely pulls. Super athletic and amazing at all sports that don't involve sticks. Although jacked he’s a total fat-ass. Super dope and cool guy to be around. Overall 10/10.

Dude, I went to hangout with Jonathan and he had a ton of hoes over! Gotta love the kid.

by ImBetterThanNinja June 6, 2024


jonathan

He is an awesome guy that’s really really fun to talk to. A great person to have a good laugh with and very trustworthy. He knows what he wants and is a very loyal guy. An amazing biker and bullies verona for not being able to ride a bike.

It was soo nice getting to talk to jonathan last night, I really enjoyed it!

by lavender is superior July 11, 2020


Jonathan

the name means gift from God, and he is a very strong gymnast works very hard and makes you laugh until your dead he is a great kisser and loves to cheer people up he does have a short temper but thinks about it after the incident. loves to sing always dances around in a very funny way girls love him and sometimes consider chasing him and all want to kiss him has four really really good friends called Wilma, Pranav, and Noah (Noah is his best friend) they all have many good laughs and love to spend time with them. when he trains gymnastics he trains very seriously and wants to later on in life become a world champion in that sport much of a fitness freak and also love`s to run, one of his very many good hobbies.

girl one: omg do you see Jonathan over there
girl two: yeah wouldn't you just love to kiss him
girl one: of course anyone would

by @jonathan__buxens__ October 1, 2018


jonathan

having all the required or desirable elements, qualities, or characteristics; as good as it is possible to be.

god, jonathan is so perfect
jonathan is in divine order

by urstepfathersbudussy August 22, 2021


jonathan

A beautiful man who is tall, powerful, emotional. perfect. but he refuses to see it. But the world does. The perfect man ready to practice to be perfect. He can twirl a baton better than anyone, it's a Jonathan thing. A real tall glass of water.

god jonathan is so perfect and goofy
jonathan is literally in divine order

by urstepfathersbudussy August 22, 2021