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Young pop/rock band hugely popular in London, mainly known for their catchy songs, good looks and young female fanbase
OMG DID YOU JUST SEE JUST ME AGAIN WALK PAST?! THEY'RE SO AWESOME!
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Slang for "I've found someone better."
In Slang: "I'm sorry. Lets just be friends."
In English: "You suck. I've found someone better."
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The default rejection line given to men by women. This line will almost always be followed by no other reason backing it up. When a woman says this, she really means "pleae get out of my face and never talk to me again, and you have a very small penis".
That new girl told Xioni she just wants to be friends, she must smoke crack.
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Implies that an object is of an accepted, regulation, run-of-the-mill nature. Expressed as prefix to a statement, usually followed by reference to said object.
Can quite literally be applied to anything, in any context...
We have invited some chicks over. Just your standard KG slappers.
James went to the doctor, due to a huge swelling of his plugger. He discovered that he had contracted just your standard herpes off a KG slapper.
Guy 1: Dude, heard you copped a sick BJ on saturday night!?
Guy 2: It was just your standard, really.
Guy 1: Did you bring large doms?
Guy 2: Nah just your standard...
Guy: Did you shave this time? I dont want another rancid fanny bashing.
Girl: Hell no, Ive got just your standard jungle going on down there. Chimps and all.
Guy: Can I just have your standard "happy meal" thanks?
Maccas: Would you like to supersize?
Guy: What part of "standard" did you not understand, dick bitch?
Guy 1: How was last night with the missus?
Guy 2: Retarded as usual. We were doing the deed when she bit my piece. Did me no harm but left me with just your standard bruising.
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Final words when ending a toxic relationship.
I finally told him to just fuck off.
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the messed up state of a girl's hair after intercourse.
Amy:Your hair looks awful
Jess:I know I've been upstairs with Dan
Amy:Aaah the just shagged look?
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The ultimate put down; what woman say when they want to hear your heart actually break, and enjoy it.
Used when you have just made a drunken fool of yourself explaining your unrequited love to the Office Tease and she wants you to know that your rate lower than thrush, but in a "nice way".
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