Visual Kei

The best way I can put it is this. It's basically Japanese Glam Metal

Johnny: Hey want to listen to my Mötley Crüe CD?

Weeboo Kid: No that shit isn't kūru. Let's listen to Penicillin, Their music is so subarashii!

Johnny: Okay? That's Glam?

Weeboo Kid: No, It's Visual Kei!

Johnny: What's the difference?

Weeboo Kid: Ummm?

Johnny: Idiot.

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key to the city

1) A key that opens every door in a city.
2) A key that opens every door - period.

They mayor is said to have a key to the city, which can open any door in his city.

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becket keys

Becket Keys Church of England School is a free school established in Brentwood, Essex, England in 2012. It was the first Church of England secondary school to be established as part of the free schools programme. The school is sponsored by Russell Education Trust.

Every school has its ups and downs but unfortunately still, certain individuals left without any improvement in character and are blaming the school and others in it for the problems they have had, past and present, forgetting to realise they are the common denominator of course.

It is very easy to spit hate and complain about every group there was in the cohort of 2013-2018, even after leaving, but often, certain individuals just needed to sort themselves out and life would have improved for not only them but everyone else.

Do you know Becket keys?
The secondary school in Brentwood?
Yes.

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Master Key

A shotgun used to blow-open locked doors.

The front man in the stack shot both hinges with the master key. The next guy hit the door with a battering ram.

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The Enter Key

Don't hit this key when you enter your definition into the UrbanDictionary, or it will go to The UrbanVortex.

You have been warned....

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key pocket

The pocket that one places one's keys in when leaving the house or apartment with too much stuff. The key pocket is the pocket in your jacket or waistband that is easisly accessable, even with a full load. The key pocket enables the user to make it to their car in one trip, without having to set the stuff down or go back to lock the door.

Guy 1:Dude I had to bring a presentation to work today so I had to use the key pocket.

Guy 2:Sweet.

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key by the three

refers to the key on the side of a nextel phone used for push to talk

"key by the three when I chirp shawty chirp back" -T.I.

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