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Jade (Male)
Jade is a guy who is someone you are blessed to have in your life. He has been through hell but always gets back on his feet and shows the world he is strong enough. A very naturally handsome guy and someone who never fails to make you smile. Jade is someone you would love too spend everyday with and someone you can always count on too be there!
Jade is this awesome guy who is funny and always lights up a room with his smile. He makes you laugh when you swear you're about to cry. He trusts until he can't anymore, but only because you gave him a reason. He is loyal and sensitive and stands up for what he believes in. He believes in fairy tales and happily ever after. Don't mess with him or his friends, he'll make you regret it. He's popular and has been through so much. He won't let anything stop him from chasing his dream. He is consistently there for everyone and will never let you down. Once you meet him you have to hold on as tight as you can to her friendship and never let it go.
A beautiful/hot guy. You get just about everything with him. Jade's are usually very nice and you'd be lucky to have one as a friend.
Male; He's the shit. Obviously, and it's impossible to forget him. Why? Because nobody forgets the most awesome people they will ever meet. He kicks complete ass. He is just a kick ass person.
Jade is my best friend.
He is such a jade.
I wish I had a Jade. He could be my bae any day.
Oh my god, did you see Jade yesterday? He was so hot!
Kim: Do you remember Jade?
Brizzle: How could you not remember Jade?
Kim: EXACTLY.
Dammnnn, that guy is so Jade
Girl 1: Hey it's jade!
Girl 2: OMGGGG!!!! Should I talk to him??
Jade (Male)
When men abandon items or practices for fear of being emasculated.
Male flight is for ex: (men used to wear high heels and it was a wide accepted practice, they were feminized over time, men are now stigmatized for wearing them.)
A male that knows something that science doesn't... A male that, if put into US currency, would be invaluable or worth billions of dollars but is poor and penniless. A man that deserves a Nobel Prize by his personality alone and by being the best version of humanity to ever have lived; but no one else knows it.
He knows his worth but is very modest about it... She may be loaded, but she is filthy as a person and treats him badly. He may be broke, but he's too good for her because he's a Superb Male.
A crack head Female / little bitch/ feminine dude that will smoke in stem when you leave the room and try to justify it by saying I did you a favour and cleaned your pipe for you..
Fiend-male
'Oh yeah.. I cleaned your pipe for you...'
You
'Yeah, um, thanks.. fucken fiend-male'
The most successful male in telemarketing and, very hot.
Mayson is a bigshot male.
A man who is so many that he exists outside of the realm of possibility by choice. He cannot be found on Thursday and can dye his hair blue by choice. This type of male is very awesome and will make women spontaneously combust on sight.
Wow, I wish I was a Bingle Male! I would be so swag.
An Obama male is a male who will casually commit war crimes with swager and style above both alpha males and sigma males and will dominate other men.
Johnny just broke the Geneva conventions he's such an Obama male.
Adam just asserted his dominance by having sex with Jason he's such an Obama male