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The spawn of Kourtney Kardashian & Scott Disick.
girl: "Yo, who's Mason Dash Disick?"
boy: "Kourtney Kardashian & Scott Disick's son."
girl: "Oh...but why is his middle name DASH?"
boy: "As in karDASHian."
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The seam in the middle of boxers that gets caught in between a males junk and inner thigh, usualy resulting in an irritation or some discomfort.
Two guys on treadmills:
guy1: agh, I'm getting a real Mason-Dixon seam.
guy2: yea I hear that man.
guy1: I think I'm gonna go settle this civil war style.
guy2: yea I'll prob be there soon but um, my balls have yet to succed from the union.
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The area on a woman's body above which she is not okay with a man shooting their load after pulling out before climax during intercourse. Usually the breasts or upper-chest; a woman's acceptable cumshot boundary.
A verbal play on the mason dixon line that was the dividing line between the Northern and Southern states during the U.S. Civil War.
Man: "She won't ever let me cum on her face."
Friend: "What? Really? What about on her tits?"
Man: "Yeah, she's okay with that- she just tells me to keep it 'below the mason jism line'."
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George Mason University is statistically the largest public university in VA. Located in wealthy Fairfax, VA don't bother driving there, as odds are good you will sit in traffic until well past your interest for visiting has passed. Known primarily as a commuter school, that is false since we house almost half of our undergraduate students. It's really cold here, so be sure to bring a North Face and chapstick if you're unfortunate enough to have a friend you'd like to visit that goes here. The parties never stop at George Mason University because they never get started. If you don't have $400 to blow every semester to join a frat or sorority, odds are good you will be reduced to drinking hard liquor in your dorm 4 to 7 nights a week. I love being drunk and complaining about being bored as much as the next guy, but sometimes you need to get out to DC and get mugged on the metro, since GMU is so conveniently located next to our nation's capitol. Academics are top notch at GMU and highly overlooked when it comes to being compared with other schools in VA. Basketball is the only sport worth anything here, still riding that ever depleting glory of being in the Final Four that one time that one year, sparking the first time anyone had ever even heard of George Mason University. Apply to George Mason University, find a friend with a car, find a friend who is 21, and find a friend who has an off campus apartment/house. Only then will you truly be a Green and Gold bleeding Patriot.
George Mason University is some people's first choice for college, can you believe it?
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Another word to explain when a girl is on her period instead of PMSing. Used to say why a girls mood is off in front of her face.
Wow she is really Perry Mason.
Or, are you Perry Mason right now?
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Doing a line of cocaine in the area between a girls Asshole and her vagina. The line represents the seperation of the pussys of the North and the Assholes of the South during the Civil war.
Ex. "Dude last night you totally did a Mason-Dixon Line of that hooker!"
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Mason's Furry Friends are very typical other than that they spend lots of time around one person specifically.
Mason frye's furry friends come over once and a while to knock stuff off his desk. Mason secretly enjoys this and spends hours at a time around them when he isnt looking at bobs.
Mason tells people that he doesent like when people say "UwU" or "OwO" but it has been recorded before of him saying these things while making slight moaning noises.
"Mason's Furry Friends came over and tried to seduce me"