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When you smoke nothing but middle grade cannabis.
Are you smoking Wojo again? You’re such a mids master.
Used ironically to mock a (potentially premeditated) voluntary action that negatively affects whoever is doing it
Elon Musk: *slams penis in car door*
Musk Fans: Masterful gambit, sir
An NHL hockey player, ends up being called "the dish master" upon having scored multiple assists in a Hockey game.
Were gonna end up calling him the dish master.
Big C is the master of missionary, his unfathomable sexual conquests with the russian kitchen shake the very core of the earth itself. He is so unbelievably skilled at missionary that no sexual act can rival it, not even the Alaskan Pipeline
"All hail the Master of Missionary, we are nothing in this presence"- Jesus M:42 vibing with Roboute Gulliman
When you really have to take a shit bad and you plan to just dominate the toilet, perhaps even in a way that may even crack the porcelain.
Oh man, that mexican food isn't agreeing with me, I have to go take a master webster
Sloppy Master - A man who has mastered the art of having sex with a women, while her cuckhold husband watches and waits for sloppy seconds.
Kevin the Sloppy Master was fucking Heather while her cuck husband waited for sloppy seconds.
Someone who kills and eats willing participants in the most extreme form of vore fetish. The counterpart of the Master Chef is a Long Pig, a submissive male desiring to be killed and eaten.
Long Pig seeking Master Chef for my unbirthing. Life has been long enough.
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