This man has the smallest cock ever. He is actually fucking retarded .weak as hell .He is also ugly as fuck . Do not hangout with his bitch ass
Fuck Benny Miller
william franklyn miller/willybum (nickname made up by jem) is a model and an actor. he doesn’t listen to ariana grande which is a red flag and he lies about starting yt again 💀 apart from that he’s actually very cool and kinda funny xx
person: “omg have u heard of william franklyn miller?”
other person: “yes but he doesn’t listen to ariana grande😔😔😔”
(pls note that this is 100% a joke)
The hottest mom that any person could have. Any form of “Miller” is doubtless to have an extremely attractive mother, as proven by science. Any person named Miller is bound to get tons of shit from their friends for having such a hot mother.
“Yo bro did you see Miller’s Mom over there? She’s such a milf.”
non sigma: hi
real sigma: baby gronk sigma ohio 1 2 buckle my shoe edging with a side of rizz miller grove w gyatt
This is when u was unfortunately born into the miller family and catch the unfortunate deadly disease milleritis there is no known cure besides living at home your whole life living in a small village being poor and use old electronic devices and having no education the only way u can survive this is by playing video games owning bad YouTube channels working on old rust bucket trucks and collecting old tires
Andrew miller was born with milleritis and unfortunately is a reject and now lives in a junkyard
Shady school with kids who bring drugs every two weeks. One teacher brought drugs and got fired the next day. There were a group of kids from 2014 to 2018 called the Jotos. Honestly, no one know what happened to them. In fifth grade, they all got a class together, poor Ms Daniel. A sub molested two girls in 2017 and these two kids lit the dry ass grass on fire with some glasses and blamed it on a kid by putting a lighter in his backpack. Everyone there loses their innocence by third grade.
“Haha yeah I went to sandy Searles miller elementary school...” “omg were the Jotos there?” “You should be more worries about the long ass name.”
jake miller is a person that can be very confusing. a person that is very easy to fall in love with, a person worth dying for, and a person who deserves the best this world has got. don’t mess up because if you do then jake miller will hurt you worse. despite the pain caused , you will still love this man with every ounce of your body, witch can be very frustrating.
“hey do you know jake miller?”
“yeah i heard he is into blondes”