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A distinguished sex act performed by a gentleman unto another. The recipient throws their legs over their head, while the gentleman assumes the piledriver position above them.
The gentleman enters anally, and after a time, yanks out his beauregard, drops his entire tobacco chew in their southern plantation, and then packs it in like he's loading an inferior Confederate firearm.
"Bless her heart, she's walking like her gentleman turned her Antebellum into a Mississippi Muzzleloader"
When two sibilings or cousins from Mississippi fornicate.
Toby: Paw why can’t I play with cousin Joey?
Paw: Why now lil Toby, Joey here’s a Mississippi Mud Pie!
When the girl lays down on her back and the guy squats over her head and poops on her face and tries to trace her eyebrows with his poop
Do you want a Mississippi Mudpie soon? I’m feeling a poop coming on.
Multiple girls run a train on a guy but do this in order: one girl puts a pinky in a guys butt, another one rides him, while another one sits on his face. This continues until the guys O-Ring blows out.
Dude, a bunch of hoes just ran a mississippi roundhouse on me last night. I don’t think I’ll be able to sit for a week.
After your partner squints on your balls you then proceed to hang them over her eyes stretching you bahg down to her lips therfore pitching your Mississippi camp tent
Hey bro, my girlfriend squirted on my balls. So I gave her an Mississippi camp tent
Pulling something large with a great amount of force.
“I had to give that box a Mississippi Yank just to get it out!
When one takes a shit in the upper tank of the toilet. The turd proceeds to turn round and round.
Just took a Mississippi boat tour in Ben’s bathroom. Let’s go.