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An expression of exasperation meant to express this feeling while simultaneously leaving the uninitiated with a sense of confusion.
"Son of a monkey! I can't believe he just said/did/ate that!"
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Meditation term for a mind that refuses to be quiet and concentrated, so that your meditation is interfered with by your attention constantly finding new objects, like a monkey roaming through your brain.
If I concentrate very quietly I am sure I can think of an example, such as I wonder if Sandra wears panties in the summer?, no I mean an example of monkey mind, for which I need to concentrate like lemon juice concentrate god that's the best stuff for making lemonade to families with dependent children like monkeys infesting the mind and asking questions authority and authorizes questions come on there has to be an example of monkey mind your own business monkey business suit monkey suit
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Crazy animalistic sex requiring acrobatic poise... can also be termed monkey lovin'.
When the doctor asked how I sprained my back I replied, "from all the monkey lovin' last night... uNF!!!!!!!!!!!"
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To figuratively smash an idea, policy, or program, etc, in a furious and animated fashion. Wildly flail a thing or idea with reckless abandon and little apparent purpose.
He proceeded to monkey hammer her presentation, point by point, until the she was reduced to tears.
The Federal Reserve appears willing to monkey-hammer interest rates so low, and for so long, even the most dedicated savers will finally give up in exasperation.
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A baboon that eats extremely small penises. See pebis.
Don't let the pebis monkey out of its cage, it might attack that asian man!
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One whose hands are always sticky from "spanking the monkey".
I went over to pick JB up for golf and that "spooge monkey" was at it again. or JB is such a "spooge monkey" no wonder he has such a monster slice.
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A man or woman who for some unknown reason will follow you around the place, copy your style or generally get on your tits/up your arse.
an Arse monkey has no imagination and will mimic or copy people
just got a new shirt in the Sales and that Arse monkey ...... had goes and gets one.
Saw ..... the other day she is a being right ficking Arse Monkey with her boyfriend.
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