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A luff muffin is someone who you "luff" and is as good as a muffin. It is used a name to address someone whom you luff.
See Luff
Person A: Hey! How has your day been going Luff Muffin?!! :D
Person B: Great! Thanks for asking! Luff You!
Farting. A cute slang for warm little toots, normally done in private or secretly released in the corner so as not to draw attention. First usage in midwestern households as a way to innocently refer to farts in a polite and G-rated manner. The term was popularized by the character BRAK in his epic "I love Beans" song from the show 'Space Ghost Coast to Coast' on the Adult Swim network. (Search: "I love Beans by Brak song") Often, women are thought to "cut muffins" but anyone who has ever LIVED with a woman knows that women do not cut muffins, they release toxic clouds of mustard gas. Only little girls and little boys (and cute pets) cut muffins. In short, to "cut muffins" is to flatulate in subterfuge.
Look at Jeremy over there in the corner pretending to be interested in that painting, ha, bastard is just over there cuttin' muffins. That whole corner is gonna smell like death for the next hour...
Eating the ass of an assless chapped leather stud before or after anal devastation.
Bruce bent over willingly after the party and Steve lacerated his cowboy muffin with his vivacious tongue and then proceeded to lubricate, penetrate and ejaculate. After which he repeated the above steps.
Derogatory expression for a conniving woman.
“She’s a real Connecticut Muffin”
1. A homophobic person who lets their fear of homosexuality get so intense that they lash out and cause physical or mental abuse.
2. Slang for an exceptionally large sized penis.
Girl one: So how was he?
Girl two: I couldn't walk for a week after he stuffed me with that muffin beater.
Guy one: I heard he was gay..
Guy two: Oh, what the fuck? I don't wanna hang out with him then.
Guy one: Dude, don't be such a muffin beater.
When a girls ass cheeks hang out the bottom of her too short shorts.
Did you see that girl's under muffin? What a nice tush.
Excrement; turd (see fudge dragon)
"My neighbor never picks up after his dog. Every morning on the way to get the paper I step in a fresh batch of mud muffins."