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When Someone Mistakes Cocaine With Sugar or Baking Powder, Which Then Leads To The Baking Of A Cake Inside Your Nostrils.
"Mate, You Just Got Nose Muffin'd"
When several dudes cum in a mug, you microwave it, and drink/eat it
"... This apple pie tastes worse than the mug muffin I had yesterday..."
A white girl from the rez that dont take no shit.
Hey jen (white girl) (rez muffin) what you doing over here?
Jen- anything I want!
A truly sinaster man. Often found roaming at the times of 12 and 3am. He lives under an elevator and his diet consists of pussy and Busch light. Friends with Andy Rush as they often listen to Pink Floyd songs together. Buttholes and heroin and a rusty trumbone. Do you know the muffin man that lives on Drury Lane?
Oh yeah me and the muffin man were chillin the other night on the and made a killer grilled cheese.
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To bake a muffin then ejaculate on it and then throwing it at the face of the recipient, while exclaiming "MAKE A WISH!!"
I waited several hours to give my mom the birthday muffin i made her.
The art of inserting a homemade triple chocolate muffin into your partners anus when humming the pirates of the Caribbean theme tune.
She baked a fresh batch of muffins with the idea of using one to be sexual muffined that night.
The yellow opaque phlegm one coughs up, usually from the result of an infection. Can also come in the colors of green, brown, and gray.
I just coughed up a dense lung muffin. Hope that's the last one from this cold.