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Murder

I'm not making a moral argument either so whether or not it's 'wrong' is irrelevant. Now that I think about it, I'm essentially arguing the ethics of being Freddie Kreuger.

Hym "That isn't the argument shit-brain. The argument is that it's ethical to murder your kids. Freddie Krueger is unjustly killed under false pretenses. At the moment of his death, his choices are A. Die an unjust death and allow the people who killed you to get away with it or B. Become a dream spector and murder their kids. It is ethical to choose B. He ought to do it. Whether or not it's moral is irrelevant. Therefore, you deserve to have yours kids murdered for this. And ideally, they have been."

by Hym Iam March 19, 2024


Murder

A transitive verb where the direct object especially refers to someone's genitalia, especially a pussy. Used to say that you fucked someone with a great deal of force or intensity.

"Oh man, I went so hard on Kat last night. I murdered her pussy so good, she could barely walk the next day."
"Damn, you really murdered that pussy?"
"Yeah, I murdered her real good."

by SumWunGye November 5, 2021


Murder

a large gathering of middle aged women with a very distinct hair cut demanding to see the manager. Also know as a "Karen".

the murder of Karen's are at a department store demanding to see the manager.

by Elysialyn August 2, 2020


murder

to love somebody and then you'll regret it

kids watch murder

by killllllllllllllllllluy October 20, 2021


Murder!!!!

When Ja Rule was in his early teens he witnessed a murder. This caused severe trauma that resulted in a nervous tick. Whenever he is scared or frightened he cries out spontaneously murder!!!

O God please don't let me remember the murder!!!!

by April 16, 2023


murder

what i do for a living.

hehheehehehhe i murdered someone

by heheheheheheheheheheheheheh February 2, 2023


Murder

A very funny prank to pull on your friends

I am going to murder you

by Randomrooster14 April 27, 2023