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Concealing information from someone. Keeping someone uninformed and happy. Keeping management appeased.
Dont tell them anything. Dont allude to anything.
Treat em like a mushroom, feed em a bunch of shit and keep them in the dark.
or just
Treat them like a mushroom.
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A pronounced mushroom head (PMH) is identified by a glans (or penis head) that is characterized by a distinct mushroom shape with a circumference that is significantly larger than the penis shaft. PMH is thought to bring greater pleasure during intercourse to females because of the friction created by the mushroom-shaped head (in contrast to the pencil dick) on the clitoris.
What did his penis look like? It was beautiful, he had a very pronounced mushroom head (PMH).
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When you release your load from your butt
I had a good little brown mushroom
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Man Juice; jizz cum The shit that comes out of you dick dude.
"Have you given your chick the daily alloted amount of Cream of Mushroom Soup Yet"
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When a man blows his load in spots on something dark colored (most likely clothing) so that when it dries, you have an inside out dalmation.
(must be high on 'shrooms!!)
Veronica: Yesterday my boyfriend was high on shrooms and made my panties inside out mushroom dalmations! And he was soo high that he thought that puppies were coming out of my twat!!!
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When you drop a Cleveland Steamer on your significant other's chest, and she wakes up in the middle of the night, sees it, and vomits on it.
"Oh my God, dude, I Cleveland Steamered my woman last night, and she suddenly woke up, and made some Beef Tips with Mushroom Sauce. Fucked up, man, seriously."
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Dude my purple headed mushroom slinger has to be atleast 10 inches...jeez!!!!
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