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When a man or women creates two individual myspace's. One myspace for his/her boy/girlfriend to see, the other for girls/boys to talk to.
Man Mikey, has your girlfriend found out that you are a myspace pimp?
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A myspace whore is someone who is obessed with myspace.com. On this site, they use photoshop to rid themselves of their uglyness, request tons of guys/girls, take pictures of themselves everyday using the typical myspace poses, and post multiple bullitens everyday. They update their myspace and say "ok i'm getting off now". They comment their own pictures to make it seem like they have more comments. They try to make it so everyone likes them, and try to grab your attention. Basically, you can find these horrifying creatures in a nearby garbage can.
Comment my new pics!
You know you want to =)
And I have new shit in my page!
so check it out!
Thats a myspace whore for you!
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you lost your password and you have to start all over. you have to find all of your freidns and get your page just the way it was.
girl i had to file for myspace bankruptcy because i lost my password..
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Females on MySpace that do things they accuse their significant other of doing even though they participate in hypocritical situations themselves.
Searching for guys on the MySpace to talk to even though they are in a serious realtionship themselves or dedicating a page to a man that is a person they're not in a relationship with.
The MySpace Hoes are hypocrites because they have their page dedicated to a male celebrity while their significant has a page dedicated to their relationship.
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a person who is on myspace more then half the day and gets about 1,000 comments a day and usually has over 30,000 friends.`
When my girlfriend dumped me, i turned emo and started straighting my hair and then made a myspace.Then instantly i turned into a myspace god!
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Someone who will spend hours and hours working on their myspace, checking messages every second,commenting people so they can get more, and even working on those really gay "suspenseful" scary bullitens. theyre addicted...and pathetic.
1:omg i just made all of my myspace marquee in under 2 hours!!
2:fuckin myspace-a-holic
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Photograph taken from a cellular telephone, usually at an improbable angle. These are seperated into four main groups:
1) the emo shot from above where all of the emo's fustration and heartache is captured on his/her (usually cant tell) 300 dollar v cast phone wearing all kinds of expensive clothing belonging originally to women. surprising haircuts are a must, but dont make fun of them in a picture comment, or they'll cut themselves in their daddy's bathtub.
2)the "i scaned this photo because im not THAT into myspace (yet)" photo. usually prom pics, these are usually the ones that fuck up you friends page because they are longer than the other pics.
3)the muscle pic, disturbing if taken by a female but usually contanes a guy, mostly gay. these are slightly askew shots of skiny bodies through a mirror and usually dont contain the face bacause the men dont got no alibi they ugly, A-L-B-I they ugly....
4)this last group is just any shot of someones face, sometime smiling, other times they try to make a badass face when really they drive a mid size SUV, something lame like a KIA.......
"omgeez courtney......lets like totally like take a like myspace pic...........like........"
"like ok... like lets totally like do it!"
"wtf omfgeez for sure that angle is so improbable"
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