The act of hovering around or overpraising someone to seek and gain approval
This dude: Yo, I just got $20 today. Get ur cash up, broke boy.
That one nigga: Wow, really? You're so rich! You know, some starving kids in Africa can't even get 20 CENTS!
Question: Who the FUCK asked about the starving kids in africa, cuz it wasn't me, what is this nigga on about, not only is he dick riding, he's hitting fucking 2k celebrations on that shit, man this nigga upgrading his avatar on that dick i swear to fucking god
Simping but without the attraction
Anon1: He is a simp.
Anon2:No he dick riding
Always on someone dick be it good or bad
Example 1: "Terry just called u a bitch for the 10th time, he definitely on ur dick"
Example 2: "Terry been sucking up to u fr, he definitely a dick rider"
Dick riding: When someone on ur dick be it good or bad
Anal sex after a long time of spicy Mexican food OR any kind of sex with a Ginger!
I took Lindsay for a flame ride!
Things didn't turn out - she gave me a flame ride!
To climb onto an erection and have sexual intercourse
A popular phrase used to refer to being electrocuted in an electric chair. Also used as an acronym for Let 'er buck, meaning to let the situation play out naturally and see what the results are.
Ted: I don't think I'm going to pass this exam tomorrow, I've barely studied for it and don't understand.
Bill: Sometimes you just have to Ride the Lightning and see what happens, I'm sure it'll work out.