Your daddy

Yo daddy

Mom who's that

That's yo daddy boy

That's not my daddy that's YOUR daddy

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your cock

When you want piss your teachers off just yell this

"Your Cock," yelled Jimmy.

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your dick

No woman in a thousand-mile radius would ever want to suck it.

You'd have to be dumber than Joe Biden to look this shit up on Urban Dictionary. Your dick will remain small either way, dumbass.

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your face

what rhiannon says all the time.

halmark lady: this purse is ugly.
rhiannon: yeah, well your face is ugly!

rhianno: what's a 'violen'? i play a 'violin'.
britty: uh, your face is a violen!

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your face

The best comeback EVER. gets anyone annoyed and you will always win.

Lindsay- I'm so hungry

Cami- YOUR FACE IS HUNGRY

Lindsay- shut up

Cami- Shut your face up

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your world

The only place where you are liked

You- I'm smart enough, I'm good enough, and Gosh Darnit- People like me!

Every other human (and most primates)- Yeah, in your world!

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Your dick

A mythological being (few sightings) known for being small, soft, and is never hard, always gentle.

Your dick is so small, it is barely visible.
People with bad sight have a hard time finding your dick.

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