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Real quick

A commonly used (improper) term annotating a short length of time. Usually no more than 10 seconds

Yo! Real quick, I need your opinion on something.

by Pajamas_ April 18, 2020

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real gamer

a gamer that isnt a fanboy/girl that cares more about the games they're playing and not the system

boy) im tired of all these fanboys bitching about which system is better, just play the games like a real gamer
girl) dont you hate the ps3

by brandon55629 July 8, 2015

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April Reals

When something so unbelievable happens to you on April Fool's Day that no one you tell will believe you.

person 1: Oh my god, I just pooped in my pants.

person 2: (sarcastically) ha - ha, april fools!

Person 1: Naw dude, its April Reals!

person 2: yeah right...why does it smell like poop?

by edgecrusherx April 21, 2009

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Real nigga

A real nigga will greet you naked in the shower to share a glass of Jameson at 5:30 in the morning

So.....you were both naked and drink whiskey in the shower first thing in the morning?

Yeah, Alan is a real nigga

by J0HNjohhny November 16, 2014

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real dick

a bare dick, unclothed dick, naked dick

you can touch my real dick for twenty dollars

by deliboymagic December 1, 2008

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Real Rap

Politicly and Socially consious hip hop music that focuses on the life of young americans and their community. None of this fake lil wayne shit.

Ice cube's lyrics are classified as real rap.

by Jardim August 30, 2008

110๐Ÿ‘ 114๐Ÿ‘Ž


Real Madrid

A "has been" team..... they can't keep up with barcelona. a team full of dutch, and also known for their idiotic racist & fascist fans.

favorite team of the fascist francisco franco. who used to buy them anything.

also known to be a corrupt team that owns MARCA (spanish media)

person #1) hey, barcelona are faaaaar better than REAL MADrid.
person #2) yeah, franco isnt here to buy them all the tropies he used to.
person #1) hahahahahaha yeah, you're right!
person #2) did you hear? they just siged their 11th dutch player.
person #1) hahaha....
person #1) hey, do you think they will still sign cristiano ronaldo & kaka next summer?
person #2) hahahahahahahaha are you serious? not a chance!!!!!
person #2)hey, lets go watch a REAL team (barcelona). the game just started....

by cataluyaIsaNation January 29, 2009

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