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They best day that's not a holiday
Yes! it's November 30th!
celebrate beating no nut november, by participating in national fuck a teacher day
“aye you heard about november 30th?”
“yea bro it’s national fuck a teacher day, i’m bouta fuck ms. green lmao”
“bet”
If you’re a girl write ur boyfriend a paragraph telling them how much you appreciate them and how amazing they are
Boy: It’s November 28
Girl: oh no
November 6 is National give head day, it’s also a free pass to NNN. So go crazy and enjoy the day to the fullest.
Boy: Why is she giving you head bro, you’re going to lose NNN
mastermind69: Bro, it’s November 6 so go find a girl and enjoy the rest of your day.
Boy: Baby, it’s November 6.... that means it’s National head day and I have a free pass.
Girlfriend: Anything to make this free pass worth it honey.
National free nut day, so get to it boys
Person 1: Hey today is November 17th
Person 2: Yeah, And?
Person 1: Let's go jack-off!
Person 2: YEAH
The day of the national Taco Rave.
Guy 1: "Dude! It's November 28th, do you know what that means?"
Guy 2: "Holy crap, it's national Taco Rave day!"
The one day of No Nut November where you're allowed to have only one free nut. Only use it if you're weak.
Friend: "How are you going in No Nut November?"
Other Friend: "I haven't failed yet but I might have to use my free nut."
Friend: "There's a free nut?"
Other Friend: "Yeah, November 3rd is a one free nut day."
Friend: "Weak ass."