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A man or woman that takes a stand against the violators of parking. These individuals work for police departments and walk or drive the mean streets for hours on end while recieving loathsome tong lashings from their victims. A good PEO will deliver atleast 1 citation every 15 minutes.
If you can't be a cop, be a Parking Enforcement Officer.
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When a female or male sits in an office chair and is then surrounded by erecting penis' and proceeds to spin and jerk off the surrounding penis'.
Man did you hear about Julie she had 18 guys involved in the office go around!
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Applicable for people who do not answer your requests for contact by email, telephone, mail or any other form of communication.
Person 1: Did you speak to Marc yesterday?
Person 2: No dude, he has such an Out of Office Mentality lately. He doesn't respond to anything!
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1)Noun. An individual in an office setting who pops his or her head out of the cubical due to any sound or distraction. 2)Verb. The act of someone popping his/her head out their cube at the first distraction.
As soon as Bob mentioned that donuts were in the break room, half of the floor office prairie dogged.
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She kisses ass in the boardroom: “Yes! Yes! Great idea, boss.”
Then, as she walks back to her desk, she realizes it’ll never work, but now it’s her responsibility. She is filled with regret.
It’s called the office walk of shame.
Her hair and lipstick are still perfect but upon exiting the elevator it was obviously the office walk of shame
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Noun;
Created Most Often With A Post-It Note (The Cotton) and Some Scotch Tape.
A Bandage made with office supplies,Usually when an appropriate bandage is not available.
I got a really bad papercut, I had to use an office band-aid
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A British answer to the American Rent-a-cop.
However, CSO's have virtually no power. Apparently they can detain people for 30min until the real coppers arrive.
Also known as Chav Wranglers
Those chavlings got moved on by a CSO.
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