Houston, we've had a problem here

Originally a genuine report of a life-threatening fault. Now used humorously to report any kind of problem.

John Swigert, Jr. and James Lovell who, with Fred Haise Jr., made up the crew of the US's Apollo 13 moon flight used (almost) this phrase to report a major technical problem back to their Houston base.

Swigert: 'Okay, Houston, we've had a problem here.'
Duke: 'This is Houston. Say again please.'
Lovell: 'Houston, we've had a problem. We've had a main B bus undervolt.'

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click here and win a million dollars

Boy, are you gullible.

"Click here and win a million dollars."

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I ain't here to fuck spiders

A sarcastic term used by Australians as reply to a question with an obvious answer.

Your mum's friend: What are you doing in Woolies? Grocery shopping?
Your mum: Well, I ain't here to fuck spiders!

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WE DON'T SPEAK LIKE THAT HERE

A TCC meme.

person 1: *swears*
teacher: " WE DON'T SPEAK LIKE THAT HERE" *gives 25 minute lecture about swearing*

Insert Name Here Crew

INH Crew was founded by Kevin Lau and Matthew Hughsam. Both are 2 sooper dooper amaaazingg dancers. Insert Name Here Crew is a crew that krumps, pops, waves, cwalk, bboy, tut, jumpstyle, shuffle, and alot more. our crew is amazing, we also have a Facebook group, thats how pro we are, we have around 1000 people reppin' us. Our Crew meetups are usually in Tdot, cos pro liek that. yeah tthats rite. jelus iz u kkthxbai.

Insert Name Here Crew is amazing!
Insert Name Here Crew can bboy, pop, wave, tut, cwalk
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you can't get there from here

A phrase that is stereotypically attributed to people from Maine, usually by people in the lower New England states to feel superior to our Northern neighbors (like we don't talk funny enough). It has to be said with a northern Maine accent: "there" is pronounced "they-ahh" and "here" is pronounced "hee-yahhhh." The "you" is implied and does not need to be said.

Well you can't get there from here.

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Bring Dat ass here boi

(Usually used by ghetto black teens) a phrase used by someone who was just verbally embarrassed by a friend. The phrase indicates that the user is about to verbally trash his target. (must put emphases on capitalized words like "Bring Dat ass Here BOI")

Edgar: "Daquan's an ugly muthafucka" *everyone laughs*
Daquan: "Edgar" "Bring Dat ass Here BOI"

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