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By far the best hunting season there is!! it runs from January 1st THROUGH December 31st ...... this season is ONLY takes place in the following places:
Asia
Africa
North America
South America
Australia
Europe
Antarctica
and
All Waters Between These Places
The only item that is allowed to be used to catched the midgets is a net.
My friends and I saw a midget, wearing purple, riding a bike past papa gino's..... unfortunately, no one had a net handy ::tear::
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When a man gets dressed up camo, while the girl tapes antlers to her head and wears a deer skin on her back, and a white tail on her ass. You give it to her from behind while wearing an orange vest. The guy blows a grunt call, while the girl blows a doe bleat.
Every night before hunting season opens I make my wife do the PA hunting trip to get a little pregame in.
phrase relating to the emitting of a particularly large chocolate submarine, a u-bend u-uboat, that whilst maintaining periscope depth, stealthily moves out of sight into waters new.
Crikey chaps, exclaimed carruthers, after all that pheasant and guiness last night, it was like hunt for brown october in my dunny this morning!
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An obviously faulty endeavor; also as ~ /won't hunt/, predictive of failure.
No go, non-starter
As he faced the blank stares of the members following his proposal, someone whispered offcamera, "Well. That dog don't hunt."
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a mixture of the act of kiestering and a classic game of Easter egg hunting. It is a game where people go into a public place like a restaurant and have paid 5 random ppl to kiester a boiled egg up their ass. The players of the game do not know which ppl in the restaurant have an egg up their ass so they have to go from person to person shoving their hand up their assholes. Once all the eggs are collected or all the contestants have been arrested,,,the person with the most eggs is the winner. This game is used as an act of initiation to a club or to a fraternity.
Bro: Hey bro did you go to that kiester-egg hunt last weekend?
Other Bro: Yeah bro I was doing pretty well until i got tasered with my arm half way up an old ladies ass crack.
Bro: Damn bro, so a kiester egg hunt could be defined as a friendly Easter egg hunt involving kiestered eggs and assholes?
Other bro: yeah pretty much
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is a 13 year old sporty cunt. Although being held back a year. He is a guy to go for. If you want a guy that has no jelly this is the one for you. He also has a nice hairline.
Yo that guy is a Konner Hunt
Have you seen that Konner Hunt he’s so gay
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Where 2 people go off on a "one on one" alone and do things, which can range from a talk, a walk, and "beyond" if you know what I mean.
EX: Hey we're missing 2 people...Oh they went "Treasure Hunting"
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