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Don't Pat The Table

A general expression which when translated means "don't punch my testicles."

Tom, don't pat the table.

by Evetsmeat May 28, 2018


Laws of the twelve tables

It reflects the social relations of the middle of the 5th century BC, when Roman society was enslaved. These laws regulate both legal and family issues without affecting the foundations of the state system. The laws were written on twelve bronze tables and submitted to the Forum

Lutatsia was at the peak of her beauty at the time, but did not follow the "Laws of the Twelve Tables."

by BegFvag December 5, 2021


naked table rat

a rat that lives in an unclothed table

Jerry was a naked table rat that lived his days playing around with his friends who were old, chewed gum stuck to the bottom of tables.

by Tablecloth_wanker March 24, 2020


from the dining table

a song by harry styles written for user @ftdt98s on twitter

From the dining table was written for pau

by no soy pau January 5, 2021


Coming out of the table

Coming out of the table like coming out of the closet is when someone comes out as being very kinky and or psychotic.

G: Im coming out of the table!
M: Good for you.

by goofygooberdude April 17, 2016


Buzzing off the table

When a persons cell phone vibrates a lot, because of constant text messages. so the phone makes an annoying buzzing sound.

It is a spin off of the phrase, "the phone is ringing off the hook". Now that we have text messages, we have the phrase, "your phone is buzzing off the table"

John's gets his 6th text message in 30 seconds

Tom: John, your phone is "Buzzing off the table"

John: Yea I know, sorry, I'm in an important convo.

by jhid June 10, 2009

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Circle Table Kid

This word originates in the Hoffman Estates High School cafeteria. There are rectangle tables and circle tables.

A circle table kid is the type of person who:

1. Knows how to read

2. Has other hobbies besides getting wasted or stoned

3. Has their own fashion sense

4. Has fun being themselves

5. Circle table kids don't need to match everyone else

6. Aren't complete assholes all the time

7. Can hold actual conversations

8. Usually loves music

9. Most of the time wouldn't hurt a fly

There are also other people who sit at the circle tables, they are the people who just have no where else to sit.

" That Circle Table Kid has mad Halo skills"

"I wish I could dance like a circle table kid"

"Gee, those circle table kids are really weird sometimes, but they sure are nice"

by circle_love May 11, 2009

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