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An expression used when things are shitty to the extent that the situtation is analogous to the displeasure a heterosexual male would feel if he were to suckle upon the testicles of another man.
"I have to work late tonight, this sucks balls."
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The standard rate for the hoes in Monroe, Mi.
Person 1: "I heard Robbie gave a Monroe Thot that 40 ball for the coochie."
Person 2: "what a savage, I bet she busted it wide open!"
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(verb) To go into the vagina completely..up to the balls
(adjective) All the way in...balls slapped up against the pussy
"Yo Pete...you get balls deep up in that Mandy Moore bitch yet? "
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When a man sits down for so long that each of his testicles gets stuck to each of his legs at the same time.
Example 1
Jason: "Why is AJ screaming in pain?"
Rocky: "Because he got couch-balls by sitting through an 8 hour Golden Girls Marathon"
Example 2
**School speech is going on"
AJ: "Dude lets bail before this long speech gives us a severe case of couch-balls"
Rocky: "Too late for that, if I get up now my skin is gonna rip off"
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Saltwater balls is when you get out of the beach after a long time and it irritates your balls and the sides near them. It causes you to walk like a duck with feces hanging out his butthole. It burns and it needs irritation cream.
DAAYUUUMM! Did you see David? He's walking around like a duck. Yesterday he went to the beach. He might've gotten Saltwater balls.
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Powerful ancient shamanic technique/ cure for evil damaging twisted energies.. usually caused by another claiming love and affection, yet not free to give it or simply seeking gain at your own expense.. /downfall or simply an energy whore seeking a long term parasite ..
As the facts reveal themselves over time and the combined energy is revealed, this person can attempt lie forever ..energy is energy …
Then easy to imagine .. the two of them .. walking buddy/ flirting partner .. even one will do … balls deep …
Repeat nightly when the lights go out …
It won’t take long ..
Crude but effective …
Balls deep … lol aka soon ?
Sk et
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Ball Snot is a slang term for Sperm, generally used to disgust people for show, also referred to as Baby Batter / Man Milk.
I Can't belive she swallowed my ball snot.
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