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You use the word fat penguin when someone breaks the awkward silence.
everyone: ...*silence*...
John: errrr so...
You: FAT PENGUIN!
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The act of getting gangbanged by penguins
Last night I was doing Mr. Popper’s Penguins and I lost my car keys
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the common phrase uttered when a man is orgasming when 'giving it' to a hot woman.
GUY: "Oh yeah I'm arriving! OH! FUCK YEAH PENGUINS!"
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When a professional hockey player scores 3 goals in one game, the third goal being when the opposing team's goalie is pulled, making it an illegitimate hattrick. Sidney Crosby and Evgeni Malkin have both done this on numerous occasions and are credited with being "goal bitches" after both complaining about Steven Stamkos scoring an empty net goal in his last season to tie Crosby for the Rocket Richard, and Alex Ovechkin shitting on both of them the previous several seasons for the award. They are now made fun of and notorious for scoring empty-net hattricks.
Ah, man! I can't win a Rocket Richard Trophy on my own, so I'm going to score some Pittsburgh Penguins Hattricks to catch up even though they are for pussies who love the limelight!
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When one is in serious need of a crap, and you have to walk the dirty penguin to the toilet.
JOHN: Oh sh**, i need to go to the crapper!
ALLEN: Your walking the dirty-penguin!
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Is when "jerky" is drunk and tries to make up random dirty things at The QM.
Examples
Hey go tell that girl over there that you are going to give her a Dirty Penguin...
OR
Chrissie, go make me a Dirty Penguin...
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The True Christmas hero. He fights for elven rights, against santa the clause, delivers Christmas presents to all the good boys and girls and gives joy to all.
Mother: Johnny, Have you been a good little boy this year?
Johnny: Yes!
Mother: Well then maybe the Great Christmas Penguin will bring you a new Car.
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