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Euphemism for one person to perform oral sex on a male, in particular the receiving partner's penis.
"Shelly was polishing my knob at the party last weekend!"
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We aren't sure, we only know that, there is no cure...
The bully gave him a polish bike ride...
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Polish Mine Detector
The Polish mine detector is an innovation which dates back to The WWII. The PMD is without doubt the most famous Polish innovation ever and this is not a coincidence - an average Polish individual has got two Polish mine detectors.
The Catholicism secures the production to fill needs over the mine fields worldwide. Though these devices are considered as hi-tech, still they're relatively cheap due to the mass production.
The humanity hasn't died yet, thanks to the PMD!
Media mogul Ted Turner once stated a rhetoric question to his audience while kicking his leg in the air:
"Ever seen a Polish mine detector.."
Polish Polaks polaks polish polish mine detector innovation hi-tech foot feet mine fields mine
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Eating and then defecating a mixture of perogies and cabbage procured in Pittsburgh into someone's mouth. Referenced in a WDVE skit.
I was broke and couldn't afford Primanti's for my girlfriend, Pregnant Lindsey, so I gave her a Polish hot lunch.
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Despite your best efforts, there are some things you just can't fix/improve.
To point out futile attempts to conceal/change the baisc nature of something.
1) Joe: Danny's back in town. He lost a bunch of weight, got a nose job, got hair plugs and now wears really flashy clothes but he's still one ugly motherfucker.
Jim: Well, you can't polish a turd.
2) The comb-over hairstyle
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Someone who is in there mid to late thirties who never out grew the club scene. Allways wears tight fitting clothes, offen with unreadable chinese graphics.
Holland is such a polish party boy, he will never grow up.
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Mean the girl has good pussy.
Oh she got that white nail polish so you know she got that good good.
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