When a friend or co-worker gets engaged, married or has a new girlfriend and you enter the "Poon-Fog". Where you forget everything you once knew for a period of time.
Learning becomes impossible.
DUDE SHAKE OFF THE POON-FOG!
You can't think straight or get anything right! jeez!
when a guy is trying to get some poon and the need is so strong it is making him sick with the poon fever. its pretty self explanatory
Logan cant go to the game cuz hes got the poon fever. i need a gas mask cuz that shit is contagious!
When you unknowingly eat a girl out who is on her period
Alleah didn't tell Uncle Kade she was on her period. So he became a poon vampire
To have your poon forcibly taken away
Justin: Hey guess what happened at my homecoming?
Phil: What?
Justin: I got poon snatched
When two or more trashy women fight each other (typically shown on the Jerry Springer show or on other talk shows)
That poon fight was awesome.
A person who is the master of pussy
My girlfriend told me I was her lifetime poon punisher
New girls what is alive and kicking
Friend: Dude let's hit the cemetery and check out some Necro Poon.
Guy: Nah man, I love that Fresh Poon ennit.