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Poon Fight

When two or more trashy women fight each other (typically shown on the Jerry Springer show or on other talk shows)

That poon fight was awesome.

by Papa McNasty April 28, 2023


poon punisher

A person who is the master of pussy

My girlfriend told me I was her lifetime poon punisher

by Superchill38 December 30, 2016


Poon Rain

When a female with a unusually large poon ejaculates all over the other mans dick and is forced to explode all over the room. This event happens only on full moons, and when it occurs, it typically rocks the whole neighborhood.

Guy 1 - "Dude, I got poon rained last night!"

Guy 2 - "Ya bro I felt it from my house, it must have flooded the room."

by sea-pizzle-sizzle December 7, 2011


joo-poon

Jewish pussy.

You going to get you some joo-poon?

by p0l4r22 February 3, 2011


Poon talkie

Noun: walkie talkie used to pick up girls; two are needed for the process

Usage: one person sits from a far with a poon talkie while the second person walks up to girls as the first person talks in to the poon talkie for the second person.

The success rate is at least 80 percent

Mark: Let's go on the board walk to pick up girls

James: bring the poon talkies!

by jdhammer July 7, 2014


Poon Pounder

A man who kills all the vagina in the neighborhood. They usually originate from Hollywood and have hog balls. Don't leave your wife alone for the weekend if you have a poon pounder in the area. They can be very persuasive.

George: Hey that Kevin guy is surrounded by 20 hot chics!
Jose: I know, he's a real poon pounder!

by fricking sweet as person March 8, 2016


poon fever

when a guy is trying to get some poon and the need is so strong it is making him sick with the poon fever. its pretty self explanatory

Logan cant go to the game cuz hes got the poon fever. i need a gas mask cuz that shit is contagious!

by jamespeters August 27, 2015