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When Sarah Palin cut expenditure on facilities for disabled kids (despite having a disbled child herself), and used taxpayers' money to add luxuries to an airport that only she and a of her few local voters used instead, the taxpayers felt like they had been fucked in the ass by a strap-on on Sarah Palin's Alaskan pork barrel
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To masterbate (male).
Originated from ZAP comics in the 1970's
Johnny being 15 had to wap his pork 3-4 times a day to reduce the white count.
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A pulled-pork sandwich is where one man inserts his penis in another man's rectum. The pulled-pork refers to the penis (which at one point or another may have been pulled to aid in getting an erection) while the "buns" are referring to the pulled-pork sandwich recipient's buttocks. It is essentially a euphemism for anal sex.
I totally bent Colin over and made him a pulled-pork sandwich. Oh yeah, pulled-pork sandwich.
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The act of using chew tobacco spit for lube during anal sex.
"When it gets raw i like to make a Teriyaki Pork Burger to speed things up."
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So when your taking a shit and you jerk someone else off
That chick was into some weird shit. She gave me the Pennsylvania pork chop
have no problem with someone, everything is completely cool and there are no problems between you and another party
What do you mean I don't like your boyfriend? We have no beef, no chicken, no pork between us!
same as beating off or holding youe sausage hositage.
where john schnieder?
oh hes at his house doing the " work your pork "looking at cat porn