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A maximum security prison sometimes referred to as "Monster Mansion." Holds some extremely sick bastards such as Mark Bridger, Robert Maudsley, Thomas Hughes and in the past Dr Harold Shipman and Levi Bellfield. Most of which are serving life long and all are serving lengthy sentences. Why? Let's not even go there, the newspapers will have covered it no doubt.
You wouldn't want to get banged up at Wakefield Prison, there are some sick bastards in there!
When a man takes Picante sauce packets or plain salsa and covers another inmates asshole before pounding it
I’m glad they started giving us salsa with meal time, I saved mine to make prison salsa last night.
The act of putting your whole hand inside a woman fingers spread against the inner wall then pressing your other hand on the outside of her lower belly mimicking when a prison visitor and prisoner touch hands through the glass separating them.
I got my whole hand up in there so I decided to do The Prison Visit
Prison Slop occurs exactly two days after Thanksgiving:
It is the act of opening your 3 day, 2 night-old grey sweatpants only to release a humidity chamber into the room - with the slightest hint of old meat, proceeded by blasting stuffed-up butt-clusters onto a metal plate across the dinner table then asking your best pal to "eat it because its been locked up for a while".
Trevor was hungry and I had no leftovers, so I offered some prison slop
A retarded law requiring the proper transgender or an one-year prison sentence
The state legislature passed the Transgender pronoun or prison Law. The transgender activists cheered until they found that the proper transgender pronoun is freak or mental ill. The transgender activists launched a massive protest in the state Capitol. Governor DeSantis called out the Florida state troopers to break up the protest. The ambulances couldn't carry out the transgender activists fast enough.
Jimmy is having a prison yard picnic with that other dude
Grown men having sex with other grown men
Jonathan and Matias are having a prison yard picnic