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The act of triumphantly cumming on a girls chest and then using a black light or ultraviolet lamp to see your sparkling white cum in a fluorescent purple
My wife really earned her purple heart last night after an awesome episode of Hells Kitchen made me randy.
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I'm gonna go by Ol' Girl's crib and get me some of that purple turkey.
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to utter an oath of the most deep and profound kind.
You've had that pisant little job on your desk for three days now. The customer is about to bitch purple. Now poop it and scoop it.
When you grab the base of your penis and balls and squeeze so hard that the whole unit turns purple.
I squeezed my cock and balls so hard that it turned into a purple smurf.
The art of nailing a woman in the ass and turning her balloon knot purple
I gave her ass a real good purple pounding, with a donkey punch as the finish.
1: (adj.) Wasted on purple drank, an illicit yet delicious mixture of prescription promethazine/codeine cough syrup and one's preferred lemon/lime soda, served in a cheap styrofoam cup. Sometimes spelled 'purple-drunk'.
2: (n.) A person who is intoxicated from purp orpurple drank (e.g., every member of Three Six Mafia), often a Southerner or baker. Such people often exhibit drowsiness from the promethazine, as well as opioid-induced hallucinations from excessive consumption.
guy 1: I got busted by the po-po for dranking and driving; apparently, I hallucinated that I was crowdsurfing at a Three Six Mafia concert and crashed my slab into a dumpster.
guy 2: Damn! You mush have been totally purple drunk!
A shade of purple so appealing to the senses that one want to have sexual intercourse with said color.
Damn, did you see that Teddy Bear, it's a sexy purple.