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Put on your records

To have sex

When jill told jack put on your records he knew it was go time

by Gfjjfk March 4, 2010


put in a good word

To tell higher-ups something good about a person trying to appeal to the higher-ups.

Jones: If I dont get this position I don't know what I'll do.

Bonnie Lee: Calm down, I'll put in a good word for you.

by /\/\AX |-|EADROOM April 25, 2019


put on a good hammer

Basically to get shit faced or unbelievably drunk. To get hammered.

Damn, its been almost 3 weeks since I put on a good hammer.

by Blaze bro 23 April 24, 2011


Put it in my ear

When someone says something so scrumptious, you tell them where to shoot you said goodie.

Person 1: A Ford Ranger is a good vehicle

Person 2: Why don’t you put it in my ear

by handlesog December 21, 2020


putting the lid on the mayonnaise

Putting a condom on *after* you cum.

Honey, I’ll be right there — I’m putting the lid on the mayonnaise!”

by no original thoughts April 30, 2022


Putting the Boys in the Freezer

Using one's testicles as a hand warmer.

Person 1: Man, my hands are really cold.

Person 2: Have you tried Putting the Boys in the Freezer?

Person 1: Wowie! This really helped!

by Juli-poo June 11, 2023


Put a new mowta in it

The action of hooking up with someone and asking them to leave after you nut.

Hey! Can I put a new mowta in it?

She let me put a new mowta in it

by Alfredos2k July 7, 2023