Limp Rag

When someone describes you as a "limp rag", it means you have erectile dysfunction and you suck in bed. You try to pound your girlfriend but it's like trying to shove a hot dog into a square whole...it just doesn't work.

Kady: "You're a limp rag in bed"
Barry: "I'm sorry, i'll go take some Viagra"

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fag rag

A newspaper sold out to the poof agenda. Its editorial position assumes that all readers enjoy being poofters or support poofter causes and events.

The San Francisco Chronicle is a fag rag.

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dirt rag

A tarty Lunch cutter, who insits on wearing the tinyest outfits to work which does no flattery on her massive rear-hind.

That Michelle is such a dirt rag.

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Jammy Rag

Slang phrase for a sanitary towel

She better have some jammy rags, she's fair pissed off. Must be that time!

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jammy rag

This is when a woman is on or just about to start her menstrual cycle and therefore the male is less inclined to have intercourse with her.

Martin= Hey man u not goin t see steph tnite, we both no she wants it.

Ryan= Nahh mahn am not touchin that she has her jammy rag drippin the now. A aint touching that!

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rag shit

Worse than 'rat shit'. Rag shit is when something is so bad it's genuinely offensive. As if someone has taken a shit on a rag and wiped it across your face.

Donald Trump's hair looks like fucking rag shit!

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shit rags

the totally worthless reading material men keep by the crapper.

"Hey, don't be cleaning out the magazine rack in the bathroom...those are my shit rags".

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