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Light bulb relationships consists of those two people who are on and off so much that people get sick and tired of watching their bullshit
Yep, they're a light bulb relationship
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a relationship between couples who get together, then split up, then get back together multiple times in a short time-frame
Jason: "Are Sally and Jack together again?"
Susan: "Yea, they are. This is the fourth time they got back together this week."
Jason: " Man. they must have a bi-polar relationship."
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A Pre-Order Relationship is a relationship which you and your significant other aren't really dating until a certain time or scheduled.
Yeah Elizabeth and I have that Pre-Order Relationship. How long until your Pre-Order relationship deadline.
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When two people of who are 10-14 years old have their definition of a "relationship" for approximately 5 minutes, then break up, get back together, then break up again, and repeat until they finally shut up and stay broken up.
(Much to the relief of the few others who think that middleschool drama is a load of crap.)
Friend: OMG!! ME AND TRIGG R LIEK TTLY BF AND GF!!1
Me: Yeah, sure, whatever.
(10 minutes later)
Me: So, how's it going with Trigg?
Friend: WE BROKE UP IM SUUU SAD!!!1
Me: *looks at watch* Wow, ten minutes. By God, that's a new record!
(5 minutes later)
Me: Hey, how are you holding up?
Friend: hm? o, me an trigg r bf and gf again! yay!
Me: ...*sighs* Well, thats a Middle School Relationship....
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the result of an overly tall thin person dating a large round person, appearing like the number 10 when side by side.
"Saw Bob and Jessica walking down the street today - god are they a number ten relationship..."
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A relationship in which you only see your significant other one weekend a month and two weeks per year.
"Hey I almost never see you hanging out with your girlfriend, whats up with that?"
"We are trying a National Guard relationship, its awesome!"
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When someone puts everything they can into their feelings and tries to make something work, and their partner displays no intrest
Hey honey, I love you so much, you fancy a cuddle?
Later, I'm watching tv.
Dammit, I hate one-way-relationships
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