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internet retardation

A person who has no idea of how to conduct themselves online by saying and doing things that would not be socially acceptable in real life.

Generally the actions of this person have no reflection of how they actually are.

Boy: OMG im lyk so c00l. Haunted house wif ma homes!!!111!one
Girl: I'm going too! See you there.
Boy: YESHHH! LETZ HAV S3X.
Girl: Do you have internet retardation?

by Kittens with Mittens October 27, 2010

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absolute retard

someone who is especially retarded, that you need to give them a special label

dan:"i heard amy is going out with ricky."
john: "fake news you absolute retard

by the original Apple December 28, 2019

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restart retard

PC term: When you restart your pc and it goes full retard and takes forever to load due to updates.

- I'm going to restart my pc but it might take some time for me to be back.
- why is that?
- restart retard ....

by A_E_M July 16, 2015

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siege retard

A Rainbow Six Siege player who does completely stupid things within the game

That Siege Retard just reinforced Kids bedroom and doomed us.

by LXNBFMV January 24, 2018

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maximum retard

Doing the dumbest possible thing you could do at any given time

Why did you pull aggro on Grobbulus? That is maximum retard

by Fizzywix November 20, 2006

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Retard Fart

Shard shitting your pants either by accident or not.

Dude, I think I just ripped a retard fart.

by jefferythegreat April 3, 2017

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borderline retarded

1. Describing a person that barely has enough brain capacity to function in society by virtue of poor upbringing and their own stupidity.

2. Describing a person with an IQ around 70.

3. Describes a person that is severely brain damaged due to heavy drug use, yet still manages barely function enough to get by.

That fat kid is borderline retarded. If he was any dumber he would need to wear a helmet.

If your IQ were any lower we would have to enroll you in remedial classes because you're borderline retarded.

That borderline retarded stoner that works at the convenience store smoked himself stupid.

by Gen. Pringle September 7, 2010

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