Yo dude, I just picked up an eighth of the zoom salad, you down to smoke a bowl?
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A Gay Man who enjoys Anilingus, coming from the slang term "eating the salad", meaning Anilingus
A: Ooh I had such fun with Johnny last night, did you know he's a Salad Queen?
B: Johnny? No! Never would've guessed
A: Aye, he really went down to town
B: sounds like he's a lot of fun
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That girl is so filthy! She totally loved the salad roasting I gave her last night.
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The act of receiving analingus and farting directly on your partner's face.
I think I went a little heavy on the beans... I hope my boyfriend enjoys his bubble salad.
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A total creeper. Someone who acts creepily toward you.
"Ew, he followed me! Creep salad."
"That creep salad is annoying me."
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When life serves you up some serious funk.
Dude, turd on a salad! My hair is breaking off and orangish from the Nice and Easy box-crap bleach job you gave me. I have an interview tomorrow.
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when weather persons don't know what the fuck they're trying to predict and typically call for 'wintery mix' -might as well call for el tossed fuckin ensalada de lettucey el supremO juice to slap your confused ass earthling forehead, earthling.
Lezak (weather asexual)- what say you could be this on here radar?
Busby (weather asexual)- I have no genitals
Lezak (weather asexual)- I'm scared. Sky salad it is.
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