Satan’s Waterfall

When you let a girl urinate on you while she’s on her period.

Damn! You look like your girl got yo ass with Satan’s Waterfall!

1👍 6👎

Satanic Hamster

Some guy who's nailed Joe Natoman's mom.

I mean, like, uNF uNF.

6👍 84👎

satan is teh gay

satan is teh gay homo

he likes to take it in teh doody hole

65👍 102👎

Real Satan Hours

1. The time of day around 7:06 pm (6:66 pm) and 3:30 am when you can call upon the spirits or worship any evil being of your belief (Satan, Cthulhu, the Kraken, etc.)
2. You can also curse in any christian server when it is the real Satan hours

Johnathan: Hey, so do we start the ritual now?
Josh: No man, it is 6:00, wait six more minutes so that the real Satan hours could officially start.

Kenneth: Why the frik did that creeper steal my diamonds?
Josh: Hey!! No CUrsIng In mY ChrisTIan SerVeR!!
Kenneth: but it's 7:08, It is the Real Satan Hours.
Josh: Darn

8👍 8👎

Satan's Peanut Butter

Shit. Poop. Feaces.

Craig: Yo, Alan, last night I was eating Stacy's ass so hard I got Satan's peanut butter all over my face.
Alan: Eww, dude, why are you telling me this? I told you I'm not into that kind of nasty stuff. Jeez.

Satan's Car Wash

Menses. Blood and other matter discharged from the uterus at menstruation.

My girl's on the rag. So I'm taking my peenpeen down to Satan's car wash tonight.

satans piss water

Some fucked up shit, usually a dark color

A: What are you drinking?
B: satans piss water