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I was a party last night and thunder blasted from my sewage shoot. I knew then I must quickly run back home and release the unholy discharge before I get laid to avoid any strange odors as I sweat while ramming my girlfriend's sewage shoot.
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"shooting the shit" on Twitter.
A few friends of mine are shooting the twit during tonight's episode of Survivor. You in?
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when a prostitue agrees to lick your ass out
Monkey Boy shot my moon last night like you wouldn't believe!
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1. A variation of beer pong in which the loser has to chug a beer out of someones shoe - preferably a nasty, old shoe that someone came to the party wearing.
2. Chugging a beer out of a shoe.
Larson said he would shoot the boot if Dennis quadruple fisted!
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ok why?
apparently, school is the only place were you can cause the death of an generation of kids if you bully a kid, this just goes to show the stupidity of kids, oh yea, also people think this is funny, they make memes out of kids that die, area 51 ok fine that was a suicided mission, school shootings? now thats takeing it too far
school shoot
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meaing the rectal area arsehole
Hey Your Mum Likes It Up The Poopie Shoot!
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when a girl gives you head and then you tell her you are taking her turkey shooting
Jack: Im gonna take you turkey shooting...
Jill: I cant wait for you to shoot so i can gobble gobble......
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